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1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

-enjolrasactual (via hachikuji)

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rte2:

omegleofficial:

cringepics:

"I am banning Justin Beiber from the USA, along with those damn bronies."


"a brain the size of a monkey"

Most likely 1/3 of the nation
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mostlypoptarts:

callmekitto:

thenorsebros:

Marvel Charades with Anthony Mackie

YOU NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO, THE GIF SET DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE, YOU DON’T HEAR THE SILLY NOISES HE MAKES IN THE GIF SET

i spy lorrainecink on my dash
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youtubefordinner:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

'the anglophones steal words from other languages and then whine because they are not spelled as they would like'

(Source: landorus)

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urtube:

Um rude
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whoinwhoville:

allabitofablur:

gallifrey-feels:

becauseofdoctorwho:

inowpronounceyouratandbow:

thesometimeswarrior:

evansy:


Done.

#IF RORY WILLIAMS WAS ALIVE DURING WORLD WAR II THE WAR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE ENDED SOONER

but he was: 

Twice


So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

Lucky Amy

lucky world
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lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell
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cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it
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vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues
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keyofoxen:

justlearningasigo:

an american classic

WOW!
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sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but
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zizino:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

image

(via tyleroakley)

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celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity
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jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT